Sorry, Cupid.

You know who else describes themselves as “misunderstood”? TEENAGERS.

You had me at “pee pee butt.” 

My sweater kittens and I were laughing too hard to be offended.

Tonight, we dine in HELL.

Third time is most certainly not the charm.  

His profile says he likes “to engage in humor.”  

I CAN’T BE YOUR HERO, BABY