OKCupid is what I do instead of having a hobby like a normal person.Tumblr (3.0; @sorrycupid)http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a670c3924ee27f2923cb8cf92f76e23/tumblr_mm3r3yBShC1r2crfbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> Am I being negged or is this a compliment in his mind?<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b73d68872df1deb36587a3acb5599c1e/tumblr_mm3r3yBShC1r2crfbo2_500.png"/><br/> H8 H8 H8<br/><br/> <p>What happens when fedoras become sentient and acquire OKC profiles.  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/49337368312http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/49337368312Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:28:00 -0500OkCupidOKStupidfedorano thank you<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxikcyQGjV1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You know who else describes themselves as “misunderstood”? TEENAGERS.</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/15551836654http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/15551836654Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:10:00 -0600OKCupidOKStupidmisunderstoodteenagerangstfunnyimage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwp4pt9aCJ1r2crfbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The winky-face makes it okay.  (submission from <a href="http://find-your-mind.tumblr.com/">find-your-mind.tumblr.com/</a>)</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14834741644http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14834741644Mon, 26 Dec 2011 18:42:00 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwosnuCVdh1r2crfbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You had me at “pee pee butt.” </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14701364849http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14701364849Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:38:00 -0600OKCupidOKStupidPeeButtmakin' babiesfunnyimage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdpm89rtl1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My sweater kittens and I were laughing too hard to be offended.</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14384482017http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14384482017Sat, 17 Dec 2011 20:58:00 -0600OKStupidOkCupidWTFeuphemisms<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw84x5pW761r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tonight, we dine in HELL.</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14245284841http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14245284841Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:43:00 -0600OKCupidOKStupidSpartameet the parents300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4gz8gGin1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/> Not even the worst part of his profile.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4gz8gGin1r2crfbo3_500.png"/><br/> HATE.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4gz8gGin1r2crfbo2_500.png"/><br/> Somehow the stats got better since then.<br/><br/> <p>Literally the worst person I’ve seen on here.  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14149772775http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14149772775Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:13:00 -0600OKCupidOKStupidkill it with fireworst enemyfunnyimage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2x15HHcj1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Third time is most certainly not the charm.  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14109152193http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/14109152193Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:05:00 -0600OKStupidOKCupidteethrule of three<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpaw4oav81r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>His profile says he likes “to engage in humor.”  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/13782004850http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/13782004850Mon, 05 Dec 2011 10:15:05 -0600OKStupidOKCupidsarcasm<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvozrvqTcX1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I CAN’T BE YOUR HERO, BABY</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/13736976677http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/13736976677Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:38:19 -0600Enrique IglesiasOKCupidOKStupidhero<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1fu0FCrl1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/> Honesty.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1fu0FCrl1r2crfbo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Epiphany.  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/13136780813http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/13136780813Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:22:48 -0600okcupidOKStupidrobotepiphany<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumz36aewN1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumz36aewN1r2crfbo2_500.png"/><br/> Ew. <br/><br/> <p>A message for Ann, and my reply.  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/12779606130http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/12779606130Sun, 13 Nov 2011 23:54:00 -0600OKStupidgrossokCupidfunnyimageswtf<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyddlxvNM1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What about my enjoying?</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/12176518686http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/12176518686Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:03:21 -0500okcupid,grammar,okstupidellipses<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls61xwD6Lg1r2crfbo2_400.png"/><br/> This may or may not be my user name.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls61xwD6Lg1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/> We start with "shiznit", end with "fuck"<br/><br/> <p>The best part of any joke is when someone demands that you explain it.  </p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10727537318http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10727537318Tue, 27 Sep 2011 09:35:00 -0500OKStupidokcupidtacobellwhat's a joke?funnyimages<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrr6chYOWO1r2crfbo1_400.png"/><br/> The most honest part of my profile.<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrr6chYOWO1r2crfbo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> Wait, what? <br/><br/> <p>The only part of that message that made sense was his name, and even that was stupid.</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10394025021http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10394025021Sun, 18 Sep 2011 23:41:00 -0500whatispunctuation?,OKStupidokcupid<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrp2zgCsx91r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>FOR REAL.</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10341918724http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10341918724Sat, 17 Sep 2011 21:27:00 -0500winner,okcupidokstupid<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrhtzz64JN1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“I also have great mothering instincts - the judge said so, when he let me keep my kids!”</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10191657042http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10191657042Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:35:59 -0500okstupidokcupid<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfl6wl7IA1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Also presenting Exhibit B: his choice in profile picture.</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10139974797http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10139974797Mon, 12 Sep 2011 17:30:00 -0500okstupidokcupid<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lramddeLlv1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>When the education system has failed you, turn to online dating!</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10080714450http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10080714450Sun, 11 Sep 2011 09:00:00 -0500okstupidokcupidilliterate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lraiqkqKsk1r2crfbo1_500.png"/><br/> My specification. <br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lraiqkqKsk1r2crfbo2_500.png"/><br/> His response to said specification.<br/><br/> <p>WHY WON’T HE REPLY?</p>http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10024912338http://sorrycupid.tumblr.com/post/10024912338Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:50:00 -0500okstupidokcupid